So I can't train Slayer because the mass is soon so I thought "Okay, let's train Hunter" because my Hunter was only 70 while a lot of my other skills were at 80. I didn't know whether to do chinchompas or to go catch butterflies with Cyrus or what so I looked up the fastest xp for my level which, according to some site, was falconry.

So off I go to the falconry place near Piscatoris, go talk to the guy with screwed up hair and he gives me some massive glove that gives defence bonus. Why he made me take off my penance gloves to equip a glove that appears in my weapon slot is beyond me.

After a while, I decided that chinchompas were faster than this so I glory teleported out. I figured the falcon glove would automatically return to the guy I got it from without any problems.

I arrived in Edgeville to find the falcon glove gone. My penance gloves were also gone.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
ALL I WANTED WAS HUNTER XP AND THIS STUPID GUY DECIDES TO DELETE MY PENANCE GLOVES AND MAKE ME GO PLAY BARBARIAN ASSAULT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE NINE BILLION YEARS AND GET 0 POINTS FOR EVERY ROUND BECAUSE I DON'T F**KING KNOW HOW TO BE A DEFENDER FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

...

With that said, this is the rants thread.

Rant on!

Strength noob doesn't understand how to be a defender.

Lmfao.

Shad got Runescape'd. :afro:

Get 99 Slayer and jump on babies.

When I died at bork. <.<

I feeeeeeellllllll your painnnn!

how the hell do you die at bork?!!?!@?!@?

why are people so weak?

and why is it so hard to type right now!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@

I clicked on a dust devil when I didn't have a slayer helm on and didn't notice, and ran to bork. I got mindfucked, the mage hit like 300 bork hit 300 minions stacked 60s >.< plus it was lagging like a bitch

weak

I'm in my 2nd-last year of school and have to print a handout for everyone in my history class about how bad Italy was at WW1ing so I decided to do it at home so I don't get charged like a jillion cents to do it at school.
It's meant to be all on one sheet so I thought "Hey, let's save a tree and make it double-sided!"
I confidently strode across the hallway to the room with the printer in it only to find that my printer can't print double-sided. What the hell? What kind of a printer are you? you can change your own damn ink cartridge next time.
Anyway, Windows 7 was all "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude, just like, print one side and flip it over and print it again, man, trust me."
So I printed all 25, flipped them over and printed the other page onto the other side.
It printed that side upside down.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME WINDOWS 7? SURE, MAYBE I'VE HAD YOU REINSTALLED TWICE BUT THIS IS GOING TOO FAR HOW AM I MEANT TO READ ONE SIDE ONE WAY UP AND THEN READ THE OTHER ONE THE OTHER FUCKING I DON'T EVEN KNOW MY LEGS AREN'T LONG ENOUGH TO TURN ME UPSIDE DOWN TO READ THE OTHER SIDE AND NOW MY TEACHER'S GOING TO BE LIKE WHY DID YOU DO THAT EVEN THOUGH I'LL PROBABLY JUST PRINT THEM AGAIN BUT I CAN EITHER WASTE TREES OR END UP LICKING MY TEACHER'S FACE FOR APPROVAL INSTEAD FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Poor Shad, never stood a chance..

As some of you may know, English people came to my house and capped me within a week and a half so I've been capped for about half a month now.
While the English people were in my house, my sister's friend left her laptop here and I saw the English people (on more than one occasion) using it.
Today, the friend who owns the laptop noticed that during the time it was at this house, someone looked up (not for the faint hearted)

Spoiler:

BEFORE YOU GET ANY IDEAS, it wasn't me. Why would I look up porn on someone else's computer? That's just inconsiderate. I can therefore conclude that it was the English people.
NOT ONLY does this explain how they managed to cap our internet so quickly but it ALSO means that, since I'm the only male who actually LIVES in this house rather than TURNING UP WITHOUT WARNING AND EATING OUR FOOD AND CAPPING MY INTERNET AND PLAYING MY GUITAR BADLY, I'm probably going to get blamed for looking up PORN on a computer I've NEVER EVEN FUCKING TOUCHED.

Shad wrote:As some of you may know, English people came to my house and capped me within a week and a half so I've been capped for about half a month now.
While the English people were in my house, my sister's friend left her laptop here and I saw the English people (on more than one occasion) using it.
Today, the friend who owns the laptop noticed that during the time it was at this house, someone looked up (not for the faint hearted)

Spoiler:

BEFORE YOU GET ANY IDEAS, it wasn't me. Why would I look up porn on someone else's computer? That's just inconsiderate. I can therefore conclude that it was the English people.
NOT ONLY does this explain how they managed to cap our internet so quickly but it ALSO means that, since I'm the only male who actually LIVES in this house rather than TURNING UP WITHOUT WARNING AND EATING OUR FOOD AND CAPPING MY INTERNET AND PLAYING MY GUITAR BADLY, I'm probably going to get blamed for looking up PORN on a computer I've NEVER EVEN FUCKING TOUCHED.

1. Clear internet temp files + history + cookies
2. File shred any potenetial downloads.
3. Sit in your law chair and sip a pina colada?

So my laptop decided to not make folders appear while using steam. Google chrome decides to randomly stop working so i have to reinstall it and microsoft office keeps on saying "sup, i need this file. Guide me pl0x"
Then i guide it to it, it does nothing for a few secs and then it asks for the file again.

GOOD FUCKING JOB, STUPId LAPTOP!

My Girlfriend stole my sandwich again ;_;

So you're in soviet russia now?

It basically goes like this, you pay extra money for that apple logo. It's not better quality or anything like that, they just make you pay more and advertise it, make it look pretty so that people buy it. Yeah, I dislike the company. But I have reasons.

Well yes, the do offer good mobile devices, although they are still more costly then they should be.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!


WHAT FUCKING FUCK!


FUCK YOU JAGEX YOU SONG OF A BITCH WHY YOU RUIN MY FCUKNG YEW TREES WITH YOUR FUCKING SONE OF A BITCH BOTWS IASFOBAS BFUSSA WHAT IS THIS NOT FUCKING PREVENTIONAS A:H OW ABOUT YOU SUCK ON MY FUCKASNNGH LEFT TESTCALW EYOU PIECE OF SHIT WHYAS KOGUBELLLLLLLLLWbkj.asgddg> AQBK>JSULFo;/l

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Minecraft decided that i needed to randomly die upon logging in.

Were you lodged into a block?