Hey guys, tomorrow I'm in a COD tournament, and my team name is "Straight Grizzly". We want to come up with puns to annoy/intimidate the competition. They can be about any bear or even things that aren't bears but close to them like Koalas. Please help me come up with some original/creative ones! They don't have to be full phrases, just words we can incorporate into our gameplay. Post them here! c:

i will soon bear a nuke >.>

I can already tell some of these will be un-bear-able.

Just tell them you're one of Runescape's top fishermen. They'll laugh so hard at your Asian irony they'll drop to the floor in tears, that you'll be able to clinch victory in a very short amount of time.

Well this is just embearassing.

Do you wear shoes in COD or do you go bearfoot?

I know that one wasn't beary funny, but bear in mind that when you start out you'll have to get your bearings.

Now for a paws.

















That was such a great hesitation I think I need a round of a-paws. Any pawsability of that?
No? Well at least in COD there's no confusion about the right to bear arms.

*pun noise*

>.> I can't pawsibly bear anymore of that.