Nimbus wrote:Patch notes:
Prison Pete's hand no longer stretches when he unlocks a padlock from the locked door during a random event.

Really Jagex? fucking priorities. get them straight.

I thought random events were gone?

So did I.

They are, That's my point. Jagex logic.

Pincer voyages are shorter than bowl voyages, not sure by how much but i think they're about 2 hours shorter.

Shall I do the honours?

same time!

I like how you and Cyrus posted this at the exact same time.

oh straya day is today?

26th. Yeah.

It's pouring down rain, it's Straya day, I went to bed feeling like I would puke and it's double xp on cod.
If I get in trouble for skipping work, fuck the world.

Went to the Big Day Out today (lineup: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] ). People had shirts/cardboard cutouts of the country with things like "FUCKIN' STRAYA DAY CUNTS" scrawled on in permanent marker.

Great times.

LOL, slayer is so broken

180 hellhounds? np 10 min task, oneshot with infinite hp and prayer
160 mutated jadinko males? 15 min task, hitting up to 8 at a time with aoe
dark beasts? 1-3 hits,infinite hp and prayer, enjoy the like 400k range xp/h
waterfiends, same deal but with some of the 50 bots at brutal greens running over to loot the worthless runes you leave behind
mithril dragons weren't complete jokes, soul split barely kept me alive since they range while weak to mage
mature grotworms 1-2hitable while dropping rune all the time, have fun finding any though

Looting is the most time consuming part, no point looting green or gold charms for summoning, and everything else is junk since bots ruined it. you're not losing cash anyway since you don't need any supplies.
Now imagine it when we get lvl 90+ 2h weapons

oh shit, should get members.. or not

Shad wrote:Went to the Big Day Out today (lineup: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] ). People had shirts/cardboard cutouts of the country with things like "FUCKIN' STRAYA DAY CUNTS" scrawled on in permanent marker.

Great times.

Did you see lebs get glassed?

Warillusen wrote:

Shad wrote:Went to the Big Day Out today (lineup: [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] ). People had shirts/cardboard cutouts of the country with things like "FUCKIN' STRAYA DAY CUNTS" scrawled on in permanent marker.

Great times.

Did you see lebs get glassed?

Nah, just surrounded by people smoking weed.

That explains it.

Seems reasonably respectable.

Is this fake? please tell me this is fake. It's not even april.

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I'm too desensitised these days to really care for such matters.

sailing, bitches

Inb4 Player owner ports gets turned into a skill and sailing is the accompanying skill.

Also, one word, Maplestory.

So today jagex "fixed" steel titans, their melee attacks, including spec, did very little damage.

In other news, iron titan is now the best combat familiar.
They should just hire trained monkeys at this point, would be an improvement.

Oh and protect item and freedom no longer work either, and KK has been soloed.

Also, they added a warning message to ports telling you that dropped items will be lost. You can't drop items in your port. About as useful as fixing Prison Pete.

You can drop items in your port if you know how

Whereas if it was a D&D player they would have tried to cast magic missile and been gored, or tried to roll a seven for evasion.

Good times.